January 2011
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How to tie an Hermes scarf. →
These are useful diagrams for anyone who loves scarfs (which, if you don’t, I’m pretty sure we can’t be friends). However, if you are rich enough to be able to tie a big ass Hermes scarf into your handbag, PLEASE donate more money to charity.  You have too much. Seriously, who ruins an Hermes scarf like that?  My purses are filled with chapstick and pens with no caps and...
Jan 27th
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Can someone please comment on this Gawker post... →
People want to know why Girl Scout cookies have different names in certain parts of the country.  For example, Samoas on parts of the east coast are also known as Carmel deLites in parts of the midwest. The Girl Scouts use two commercial bakeries to produced Girl Scout cookies: Little Brownie Bakers and ABC Bakers.  They produce the same 6 kinds of cookies (Thin Mints, Samoas, Tagalongs,...
Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Also Barack Obama and I have the same 6th...
Jan 24th
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On bragging about living in DC.
Things I have done lately: Told Admiral Thad Allen, former Commandant of the Coast Guard, that he should watch The Wire because he would find its lessons on management and leadership interesting. Passed David Axelrod on the street but didn’t take his picture because S. thought it might be rude. Got invited to bowl at the White House bowling alley on Friday night. I love living in DC.
Jan 24th
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Jan 21st
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S. and I discuss splitting the house down the...
Me: [link to picture of TARDIS door posted on The Daily What] please? for my side of the house?
S: only if we can remodel my side to include a BSG door. with the wheel-pressurizer thing
Me: will all papers on your side of the house have to have cut off corners?
S: hmmmm. something to be strongly considered
Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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hg-: Expecting Sarah Palin to admit that she’s wrong is like expecting Taylor Swift to write a song called “You Should Actually Date Her Instead, I Hear She’s Really Nice.”
Jan 12th
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“The hotel’s dedicated staff and amenity-loaded premises guarantee that guests...”
– Today’s Groupon for a hotel stay in Manassas is more entertaining than it has any right to be.
Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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