December 2011
25 posts
Chipotle makes breakfast burritos.
This has been a public service announcement.
Dec 25th
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Cab driver's reaction to me saying I want to work...
- “Women’s issues? What, like how they’re so crazy?” - “But I’ve seen a couple of women who make more than men.” - “I had a CEO in my cab the other day. She was so demanding. So cold. And she wasn’t even pretty!” Thanks for giving me the gift of knowing my career path is the right one, Mr. Cab Driver. Happy Holidays.
Dec 25th
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“Nobody tells an actor, “you’re playing a strong-minded man”. We assume that men...”
– Meryl Streep, on being told she often plays “strong-minded women” (via feminishblog) Hero, role model, HBIC, rinse and repeat. (via alexandrahamilton)
Dec 22nd
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http://newtgingrich.com →
keepyourboehneroutofmyuterus: Go here NOW and then AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN. Really, just keep clicking it and read all the fun different sites. BRILLIANT.  I love you, internet. I love you.
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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HOUSE GOP’S DEAL TO AVOID GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN... →
 In what is becoming standard practice, House Republicans are forcing a ban on funding for abortion services in the District of Columbia to avoid a government shutdown. D.C. is unique in that, not only does it not have a voting representative, but its budget is controlled by Congress. The anti-abortion policy rider attached to the GOP’s omnibus spending bill thus prohibits D.C. from providing...
Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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"I will do a bread and milk/water fast every... →
“I will also give up my pillow.”
Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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“Psychologists from Middlesex University and the University of Surrey found that...”
– And that, Donald Glover, is why you can’t make jokes about rape. Because your target demographic does not know you’re joking.
Dec 12th
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Dec 9th
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Don't let the door hit you on the way out,... →
Kansas? hahahahahahaha.
Dec 8th
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“When it comes to 12-year-olds or 13-year-olds, the question is can we have...”
– Obama is really disappointing me on this issue. Plan B is safer than Tylenol, but we don’t have age restrictions on that. I had really hoped that in electing Obama we would be able to move beyond paternalistic bullshit from the very people who are supposed to have our backs. Guess not.
Dec 8th
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More Plan B over the counter? No. →
It seems Kathleen Sebelius, the Secretary of Health and Human Services, was directly responsible for this. From her statement: FDA has recommended approval of this application in its Summary Review for Regulatory Action on Plan B One-Step. After careful consideration of the FDA Summary Review, I have concluded that the data, submitted by Teva, do not conclusively establish that Plan B One-Step...
Dec 7th
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Dec 5th
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Can we please discuss that it is obvious that 95%...
See also: Texts From Bennett is fake because no one has 100+ unread text messages.
Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
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Terrifying thought of the day:
Now that I am officially going to be a lawyer (!!!), am I going to lose my ability to enjoy Law and Order? Because I still have time to choose a new career.
Dec 2nd
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Who has two thumbs, speaks mediocre French, and is...
This moi!
Dec 2nd
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Dec 2nd
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