You know you are a political nerd when:

1. You know they are caucuses, not polls*.
2. You know the caucuses don’t even start until 8:00 ET.

In other news, I feel confident that Sir Ian would resent the comparison to Ron “I’m a crazy old man” Paul.

(*While the caucuses have straw polls within them, it’s not the same as a ballot box poll in a traditional election.)