officialssay:

Mitt Romney’s new iPhone app, misspelling America. (via @thischoi) 

womp womp.

Guess I’ll bring my own Doritos, then.

(Thanks to friend O. who posted this to facebook after finding it in the bathroom at Marymount College.)

Tom Haverfoods! Click through for the link.

Thanks to coworker N. for sending this to me. She knows my sense of humor best.

Bitches in Bookshops (based on Jay Z and Kanye West’s “N*ggas in Paris”)

“Read so hard libraries tryin’ to find me.”

(Thanks to coworker N. who knows I love 1) satire 2) books and 3) Yeezy.)

(Source: lipstick-feminists, via missworded)

slaughterhouse90210:

“Even among men lacking all distinction he inevitably stood out as a man lacking more distinction than all the rest, and people who met him were always impressed by how unimpressive he was.”
― Joseph Heller, Catch-22

(Source: cajunboy, via rosa--sparks)

Shit People in DC Say. This video is pretty much my life.

ridic:

First World Cat Problems

(via shesarejector)

natface:

thebronzemedal:

The most important Golden Globes news - String Bell beat McNulty.

worth it just for this